Heaven sounds great!

If I told you a place where the homes are free,you don't need a job and everything is free you might think I am making this up.........I might be. I am talking about heaven. Now if you want to get into this place you got to be very careful. There are 10 rules you must never break. If you can go though your whole life without breaking anyone of those rules then you have a pretty good chance of making it to this great place. It sounds great but I have a few questions. Do they have homes and if so do I pick where I live? How big is heaven? It got to be running out of space by now. There got to be a ton of people up there. Do they have cell phones? How do I get in-touch with someone that lives on the north side of heaven? Can I sell my house? Do you even need a job if not how do I get things? If nobody works then what is there to do? I know this sounds like a lot of questions. And if you find someone who thinks there is a heaven they won't answer any of them. So it sounds great but there is a lot of question marks. So do you want to roll the dice and live like a asshole or have some fun and take the the chance that you will end up in that "hot place". I always been a living in the moment type guy. But how pissed would you be if you live your life perfect and then at the end you found out that it is not real. How red would your face be? Or better yet you do get up there and you see that coke selling pimp that died 5 years ago from getting in a gun fight with the cops up there living it up. Or better yet it is all fake and you just died having lived your life like a asshole. I think it sounds to good to be true. I am not even going to get in the fact that it is not real. I do love they people that think that it is real how they try to get other people to think it to. I never will get that. Like I said before there got to be a ton of people up there so why would you want more? If anything they should get more people to hate their god and then laugh when they are going up and you are going down. But I don't care what anyone thinks or says deep down inside they know it is all bullshit.

A sad sad day

You ever get over someone that you cared a lot about? And then one day look back and remember how much you cared about them and how it is kind of sad that you don't have any feelings for them now? That happen to me today but cause of a person. 5 years ago I could have told you the highest rated QBs to Kickers in Madden. I would buy the book and which told you all the things you knew already. I called it the bible. Losing at the game would just ruin my day. Winning at the game would change my mood to happy everytime. So when I read that the new madden was coming out I just figure I would still feel the same way. But when it came out I could have care less. And I don't even miss it at all. I recall a time when I would call my friends over to have madden day! Now I don't even care if I have a Madden second. Now saying that if I was over at a friends house and they offer a game a madden I would never turn it down. Madden is like weed you never turn down a hit. However sitting thinking how much I use to care about it is like thinking of a first love. I just will take the good moments and kept them with me for the rest of my life. And when I look at my "Madden Champ" t-shirt I will get a tear in my eye. Good bye my old friend go on and make other people happy. That will do pig....

I don't care

So I met some pro-life people last night. Why do they all have to be crazy? I like how they always test the water first before going on a rant. "So what do you think?" They will never just come out and say "hey I am crazy and this is my crazy thoughts." And I don't like being called pro-life. It is not that I am pro-life it is just that I just don't care. I mean I think it is annoying that anyone does care. I don't see why anyone would care about what someone else is doing. I guess by their terms that would make me pro-life. It goes the same way with gay marriages. Why would you care if 2 people you don't know wants to get married? How does that concern you at all? It just seems so odd that people can sit there and make up laws base on a book that half the time does not make any sense. It just seems kind of sad that people spend their lives fighting things like gay people getting married and that how pro-life thing. I am lazy but even things that I do care about I don't spend time doing anything about it. How much hate do you have if you don't want 2 people that you never met to be happy. Why do they care so much? Don't get me started on the bible. That will be my next blog

Facebook friends

Now my last post was all about finding new friends. Well why look when I have over 600 friends on facebook!!!! Now am I "friends" with all of them? No. But it is a great icebreaker. "Hey Kelly yea I really don't know you but would you like to hang out on saturday?" I like how facebook thinks you should be friends with some people cause you have like 5 friends in common. The 5 by the way you don't know who they are at all. And the term "friend" is such a bad choice of a word. Just cause I want to see what someone is doing does not mean I want to be friends with them. It is also kind of sad. "Oh I got 734 friends" No you don't you have 3 and that is counting you 2 cats. They should call it something like "faces I think I know" or "people I really don't like enough to call or ask how they are doing but still kind of want to know" I hate when I run into my "friends" in real life and don't want to even say hi to them. They come up and say "I heard you were at the mall on tuesday". Oh you heard huh? I guess CNN was covering my facebook page today. But it is all about the number of friends. You don't want to be the one with 23 friends like some asshole. Say it with pride "I GOT 769 FRIENDS" How sweet how many do you know? "I know about 9". But I got poked by like 24 of them.

New friends

Jerry Seinfeld had a bit about when you reach a age in your life when you are max out your friend roster. "This is the team we are going with". And the odd moment when you have to tell someone that you are all filled up on your friends. Well I am that person now. Josh Proctor is on a friend search. Now I know I could never replace my old friends. I have a check list. A married couple of red heads,a smart fat guy,a guy that is still in the closet and at least 6 to 7 whores. The last part may be the east part of the list. How do you make new friends when you are in your late 20's? I can't go up to people and just ask them. "You like the Jets? I like them to lets be friends!!!" I think I am just going to phase myself into a group. Like just start showing up at the same bar and start hanging out with people and then one day go out to a new bar with them and then one day they will be like"where is that josh guy?" The key is to kept them laughing. I am going to break in some 9-11 jokes that will for sure win any normal people over. Then 4 months from now I will have 4 new friends. Sounds like a plan right?...........I am 98% sure 4 months from now I will still be hanging out with my cat on friday nights watching WWE smackdown

the 100 million dollar dog killer

. Mike Vick just signed a 100 million contract. That made it his second 100 million contract in his life. Now I am not going to sit here and cry about what he did.....however the Eagles should use some sense here. Why even give him a 100 million when they know damn well that they are going to cut him before they even comes near playing all of it. They did it for the headlines. They want people to talk about Vick's great comeback into the nfl. They want people talking about the Eagles on Espn. The fact of the matter is that Vick (at this stage of his career) is nowhere worth 100 million. Shit they could have use have of that and got him a O-line that at least would try to block for vick. And for the record I am a cat person however what Vick did is so sick that he should not even be playing in the nfl right now. I know he did not kill any humans but to do this and think nothing of it is just plan sick. So the Eagles signed him and then give him 100million dollar contract. Maybe I should throw a pick to lose a playoff game

The first rant

This is the first rant of many. I just got to St.louis and I already see y Phily is a better city. People are way to nice out here. I dont like walking down the street to be ask by some asshole who I dont even know about "how am I doing"? First off I could have been in a shit mood and it would still get worst when I am ask this question. Does he want to say fine and kept walking or stop and ask him how are you doing? "How is the family doing and who are you?" And then I saw some guy help this other guy pick up a dime he drop. Come on!! Back in PA you be lucky if someone did not spit on the dime that you drop. I really think that people like this really need help. They are the sick ones. They are so fucked up that they need to know how a guy that they dont even know is doing today. If I said I was doing bad would that ruin their day? Now I should not judge a whole city on one guy being a asshole but I am. This whole thing took about 4 seconds to happen in real life but I am still sick from it 6 hours later. No is no such thing as nice people just less of a asshole type people. That is my view anyway.